YES! Simply what I prefer to get up to each morning. A bowl of cornflakes sprinkled with leftie tears.
The sobbing, the gnashing of enamel, the wailing. Within the newspapers, on social media and the BBC. ESPECIALLY the BBC.
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The presenters, the pundits, the pollsters, the US correspondents, all with faces like a vigorously smacked backside.
All of them thought poor previous senile Joe Biden was going to romp dwelling with a landslide victory within the American presidential election.
As ever, they had been very incorrect. They need to learn The Solar a bit extra usually. I’ve been saying on this column for weeks that Donald Trump might very effectively do it. Issues are within the steadiness proper now, with Biden perhaps nudging forward.
But when Trump does win, it is going to be an astonishing, exceptional victory.
By no means has there been an election during which one candidate was subjected to such outright hatred from nearly the whole media and the social media giants, the likes of Twitter and Fb.
And from Hollywood. They didn’t even attempt to disguise the bias.
Fats lot of fine it did them. The voters of the US regarded on the financial system — doing effectively — and so they regarded on the leftie rioters and looters who the Democrats refused to sentence. They usually voted. Black and Hispanic voters swung over to Trump — think about that, you liberals!
What do it’s important to say? A landslide victory? Miles off. However then, they all the time get it incorrect. Identical to, today, the polls all the time get it incorrect.
They received the 2015 Common Election incorrect over right here — the Conservatives received with some ease.
They received the EU referendum vote completely incorrect — we voted for Brexit. They thought Hillary Clinton would defeat Donald Trump in 2016 — incorrect, incorrect once more! In our final election they thought it could be a hung parliament or perhaps a victory for Magic Grandpa’s deranged Labour Occasion.
‘UTTERLY CONVINCED’
What occurred? Huge Conservative majority.
And the explanation the liberals get it incorrect and find yourself crying into their kale and goji berry porridge is that they stay in a fantasy land.
They don’t dwell in the actual world. They’re completely satisfied they’re proper. Their pals and colleagues within the liberal elite all guarantee them they’re proper.
They don’t need pollsters to suppose them ‘racist’
Individuals who suppose they’re incorrect are silly. Not simply silly, however white supremacists, racists. Uneducated. Nasty — “deplorable” within the hopeless Hillary Clinton’s phrases.
You keep in mind all these insults from the Brexit marketing campaign? Similar factor occurred within the US election, occasions ten.
And so when the pollsters come knocking, the silent majority are cautious of showing their true emotions.
They don’t wish to be thought-about “scum” for voting Conservative.
And within the US they don’t wish to inform pollsters they’re voting for Trump as a result of they don’t need the pollsters to suppose them “racist”. In order that they don’t inform the reality. And I don’t blame them.
Joe Biden is barely extra doubtless, proper now, to turn into the subsequent US president.
It’s all terribly shut. The landslide by no means occurred. Through which case, good luck Joe and good luck the USA.
Boy, they certain will want it.
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Do not write Kanye West off for 2024
THE rapper Kanye West did fairly badly within the election.
He polled solely about 60,000 votes. However third occasion candidates by no means do very effectively in US elections.
And I did like Kanye’s tweet on election morning: “Right this moment I’m voting for the primary time in my life for the President of the US and it’s for somebody I really belief — me.”
Right here’s a tip although — don’t write him off for 2024.
He’s a intelligent, personable bloke. A social conservative who has a number of enchantment.
Don’t guess in opposition to him being on the Republican ticket in 4 years’ time.
I am in a gimpish temper
I’M starting to get a bit confused.
Nigel Farage has introduced the formation of a celebration referred to as Reform UK.
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In the meantime, actor Laurence Fox has began an anti-political correctness occasion referred to as Reclaim. And there’s nonetheless that occasion for liberal Remainers referred to as Renew.
On polling day, who will keep in mind which one is which?
I’d muddy the waters even additional and begin a celebration of my very own. And name it Regimp.
It is going to be for gimps who wish to keep on being gimps.
Or perhaps Regurgitate: “The occasion that brings issues up – and leaves them on the pavement outdoors the kebab store.”
Rick’s rocking
BACK with regards to free speech, I used to be simply speaking to the keyboard genius Rick Wakeman.
He’s compiled a triple album of Seventies basic rock hits to get us by way of lockdown – it’s referred to as Rockdown, in fact.
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There’s some superb stuff on it – however I did say to him: Oi, Wakeman, the place’s the punk? Or did I simply dream 1977 occurred?
Anyway, we received to speaking about his previous TV present, Grumpy Outdated Males.
He mentioned he had nice enjoyable making it, good thought for a programme.
However it could by no means be commissioned today. “Folks aren’t allowed opinions anymore,” he mentioned.
Tattoo powerful
NANAIA MAHUTA has simply been appointed a international minister in New Zealand.
She’s a Maori and has a big ethnic tattoo on her chin.
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Kiwi creator Olivia Pierson commented on Twitter: “Facial tattoos should not precisely a sophisticated, civilised presentation for a international diplomat within the twenty first century.”
OK, you may agree with that sentiment or disagree. However what occurred?
Pierson’s publishers have pulled all her books in order that no one should buy them any extra.
For saying she wasn’t mad on tattoos.
No sense to Covid chaos
NONE of this lockdown enterprise makes any sense.
Infections are down by 12.5 per cent.
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The well-known R Charge has been reducing to simply above one.
The Authorities’s scientists predict a loss of life charge of 4,000 per day – however it’s not even a tenth of that now.
And our hospitals should not seeing Covid sufferers take up all of their intensive care beds.
So what are we doing this for? Destroying businesses, the country’s economy and people’s lives?
A bunch of Tory MPs are threatening to insurgent. They suppose the most recent lockdown is ludicrous.
However this failing Authorities will get its approach with the assistance of the Labour Occasion.
For Keir Starmer’s lot, no lockdown is ever stringent sufficient or early sufficient.
Bear in mind freedom of speech?
THE Regulation Fee is planning to make it a criminal offense to say impolite issues about foreigners in your individual dwelling.
Equivalent to throughout a cocktail party, for instance. The fee says there ought to be no defence to “hate speech” regardless of the place it takes place.
Fortunately we’re not allowed to have dinner events any extra, so I suppose it doesn’t matter.
But it surely’s very uncommon for me to not say, as I’m serving out the veg to pals, “Christ, the Belgians are terrible. Everybody agree?”
All the time will get the dialog going, as everybody has a story to recount about how dangerous the Belgians are.
Day-to-day, although, the authorities are closing down what we will say to at least one one other. Bear in mind freedom of speech?
Do not inform Nicola Sturgeon
KIM JONG-UN is taking a really strict line on Covid.
He’s planted a great deal of landmines on the border of his godforsaken nation in order that no one with the virus can get in.
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Fairly why anybody would WANT to get into North Korea is a query that eludes me.
However for gawd’s sake don’t inform Nicola Sturgeon.
She’ll have a bunch of mines alongside the M6 and A1 by finish of play immediately.
Clear bums, that for certain
THEY’RE again! The lockdown hoarding nutjobs marching out of Morrisons with 500 rolls of bathroom paper.
They will not be allowed to exit anyplace, or have pals over – however their bums are going to be so clear you might eat your dinner off them.
If you wanted to, obvs. Why is it the first thing people worry about in a crisis?
It will be the same when there’s a four- minute warning and the nukes are flying our way.
“Just nipping down to Tesco for some Andrex, love. If this is Armageddon I want a really clean a***hole.”
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