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Liz Jones’s Diary: A picnic with the Mystery Man, part one 

January 10, 2021
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Liz Jones’s Diary: A picnic with the Mystery Man, part one 
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‘I’ll bring a vegan hamper,’ he said. Then, ‘I’ve chosen a different bubble’

‘I’ll bring a vegan hamper,’ he said. Then, ‘I’ve chosen a different bubble’

‘I’ll convey a vegan hamper,’ he mentioned. Then, ‘I’ve chosen a special bubble’

I’m all the time being slighted. I take this because the norm. Viz…

1 My good friend Daybreak, after I left the Superstar Large Brother home, mentioned I all the time seemed lovely on the programme. The boyfriend on the time mentioned, ‘No, she didn’t.’

2 After I was married – me: former editor of a shiny and a Fleet Road columnist; husband: one novel underneath his belt (shocked there was room) and never a Fleet Road columnist – my husband mentioned to me, ‘One phrase of recommendation. By no means write a column expressing your opinions.’

3 Simply earlier than Christmas, I posted a video on-line, selling my Zoom get together, all in help of charity. A lady messaged me on Twitter, to not say, ‘Oh, properly performed Liz. Donating your time and possessions to assist canines and cats.’ Oh expensive me, no. This individual bothered, on a Sunday, to search out time to sort: ‘I most well-liked your hair shorter. And the color is just too darkish and blocky for an older girl.’

It’s unbelievable, isn’t it? You’re doing one thing for charity and somebody bothers to criticise your hair!* And – I’m additionally choking on this bit – ‘older girl’!

4 Then I received an electronic mail from the lady who used to tattoo my eyebrows, who mentioned, ‘Hello Liz! You realize I additionally do semi-permanent make-up on the scalp to disguise hair loss.’ Hair loss! I haven’t misplaced my hair! It will need to have been the sunshine from the tree bouncing off my scalp. Severely.

I don’t really feel previous, particularly as a) I’ve had a face-lift. b) There have been fairly a couple of years once I used costly face merchandise corresponding to Révive and Sisleÿa. And c) There have been fairly a couple of years within the Dales with no central heating, so I determine the chilly preserved me.

Anyway, a few days after the video went dwell, I received this, from the MM**: ‘Love the video. Gorgeous. Tree a bit uninteresting. Makes me wish to cease off and see you much more.’

You see? One other slight! He criticised my Christmas tree! There’s all the time one thing with males, isn’t there? They all the time discover you forgot cider vinegar and to iron your hair.

However I’m barely heartened/flattered that he has been googling me. I’ve over three million entries, whereas in the event you google my ex-husband, or P, all you get is me as a substitute. Ha! The final word revenge.

Anyway, I replied that I can’t be bothered to get any meals and, amazingly, he wrote, ‘I might convey a vegan hamper?’

Oh nice! Already I’m pondering, possibly from Daylesford farm store?

Then he added: ‘We might picnic outdoors as I’ve already chosen a special bubble.’

It’s like a rollercoaster, isn’t it? Up. Down. One minute they wish to see you; the following, you might be an older girl who has gone bald. None of that is any good for my vanity.

However I like a problem. The yr I divorced my husband, I landed a Fleet Road column that was all about my opinions. It was shortlisted many instances. At one awards ceremony, the editor of The Guardian (who was once my intern; oh God, I’m as previous because the hills) came visiting to my desk and mentioned, ‘Effectively performed. It’s very uncommon for a column written by a girl to be so honoured.’ So there!

And so I mentioned the picnic can be high-quality. My plan is to be aloof and put on a relaxed sweater by Navygrey, with ‘no make-up’ make-up. I haven’t booked for my scalp to be tattooed, however I’ve exfoliated my lips (does anybody else do that or is it simply me?).

I plan to burst his different bubble. Simply watch me.

*I would like to notice right here that another person tweeted that my assistant Nic, additionally within the video and co-host of the charity get together, seemed like Matt Lucas.

**Thriller Man. It isn’t P or the person direct messaging me on Twitter who, it seems, is ‘married in the meanwhile’.

Contact Liz at lizjonesgoddess.com and stalk her @lizjonesgoddess

                   ★Everybody’s speaking about Liz Jones’s Diary: The Podcast! ★

Be a part of Liz and her trusty (long-suffering) assistant Nicola as they dissect her weekly YOU journal diary and  delve into the archives to relive the bust-ups, betrayals, bullets… and a lot extra on this good podcast. They’re outspoken, outrageous and completely hilarious. Discover it now at mailplus.co.uk/lizjones, iTunes and Spotify.



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