Sleb Safari: Denise Van Outen and her bling sling are sitting out the rest of Dancing On Ice

WEEK two of Dancing On Ice and, to borrow a phrase from the ice skating fraternity, the contestants are dropping like flies.

The run-up to the primary dwell present was punctuated by concussion, whiplash, stitches and surgical procedure. One skilled ice skater had their face sliced open by their movie star companion’s skate and one other required surgical procedure after what ITV optimistically termed “a freak accident”.

It ought to come as a shock to no-one to be taught that that optimism was grossly misplaced as Denise Van Outen additionally scored herself a freak accident by clocking up a dislocated shoulder and three fractures. The total extent of the damage wasn’t found till after Denise had danced by excruciating ache within the first present.

“I got here off after the present and vomited, and I practically handed out as a result of I used to be in a lot ache,” she advised OK! Journal.

Denise has subsequently dropped out of Dancing On (Harmful) Ice.

“I’m going to bail out gracefully with my DOI bling sling,” she wrote on Instagram/dictated to somebody on the Dancing On Ice social media staff.

“I’m truly happy with what I’ve achieved (not a lot, lowest scores thus far) . In the event you don’t thoughts I’m going to provide myself a few factors for bravery for doing cartwheels on Ice at 46 with damaged bones,” she continued.

Sleb Safari would have given her the winner’s trophy as she vomited in conjunction with the rink.

Denise had battled on after her fall, studying new choreography and saying goodbye to “all my large lifts that I might been engaged on for 3 months”.

“I had a pleasant large transfer nearly like splits on the ice, which was my final aim however I could not do any of it. I used to be actually clinging on to Matt for expensive life simply to get by the present. However I feel if you happen to take a look at any of the images, you possibly can see that I used to be in horrible ache,” she advised OK! journal.

“With an damage like this it’s too harmful to return on. I did not wish to find yourself on a surgeon’s desk with pins.

“I clearly did not know on the time that it was fractured as effectively, however now all of it is sensible due to the extent of ache.”

The final time Sleb Safari swivelled its eyes in the direction of Dancing On Ice it was to supply the speculation that the programme had picked up the place Channel 4’s The Bounce left off. Superstar contestants on the massacre that was The Bounce acquired a lot use out of their E111 that Sleb Safari understands a key a part of the Brexit negotiations concerned securing an ironclad assurance from the British authorities that there would by no means, ever be one other collection of The Bounce.

Here is hoping Denise’s journey to A&E was the final on this collection of Dancing On Ice and the remainder of the present is as clean as ice.

Brooklyn Beckham’s love letter tattoo

AND so to Brooklyn Beckham and his latest tattoo which is positioned instantly beneath the inking of his fiancée’s eyes, on the nape of his neck.

Brooklyn, the eldest baby of David Beckham OBE and Victoria Beckham (née Spice) OBE, has added a love letter penned by his betrothed to his tattoo assortment.

“My perpetually boy, learn this anytime you’re feeling anxious,” the letter begins.

“I would like you to know the way deeply beloved you’re. You could have the kindest coronary heart I’ve ever met and hope I by no means go a day with out your love. I feel you’re so unimaginable.

“Simply know we will get by all of it collectively if you happen to breathe sluggish and belief. I really like you past. Love all the time, your future wifey.”

Touching phrases and the way therapeutic for Brooklyn to have an anxiety-busting message to learn that’s so handily positioned, proper the place he can’t see it.

Bernie Sanders’ mittens elevate $1.8m for charity

THIS week’s excessive 5 goes to US senator Bernie Sanders who turned that iconic photograph from Joe Biden’s inauguration, during which he’s sitting together with his legs and arms folded, sporting recycled wool mittens and a brown coat and looking out like he’s prepared for house, right into a fundraising drive for charity.

Bernie raised $1.8m in 5 days for charities in his house state of Vermont by promoting merchandise that includes the much-memed picture.

“Jane and I have been amazed by all of the creativity proven by so many individuals over the past week, and we’re glad we will use my web fame to assist Vermonters in want,” Mr Sanders stated.

Social media funsters went to city with the inauguration and Bernie has turned up in all places. He’s been slotted into movies and TV exhibits and moments in historical past and Sleb Safari is right here for all of it.

Bernie Sanders in ghost #BernieSanders pic.twitter.com/gjRa3bJkVT

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