SIMON PAGENAUD: I’ve already achieved it. It was bringing Norman to Victory Lane. So I’ll do it once more.
MP: So that you’re sticking with Norman, not like an enormous model of Norman the canine or one thing like that?
SP: No, no. My little pet is my greatest buddy.
MP: All proper.
SP: He deserves to be with me.
ALEX PALOU: I believe I’d usher in an alpaca. I really like alpacas. I’ve by no means seen an alpaca, however I believe they’re cute. It’s a cute animal. I believe it seems cool. And I believe simply by the best way an alpaca is, I’d look actually cool on the driving force intros. What do you assume? You prefer it?
MP: I imply, I’d have by no means guessed an alpaca. Ever. No, no. Everybody else chooses lions or no matter, and it’s slightly predictable. Alpaca? That’s superb.
AP: In fact. All people can be like, ‘Oh, wow, have a look at that alpaca, seems superb.’ After which inside, it could be like a gorilla, like tremendous indignant, going to the warfare.
MP: Would you do something to the alpaca? I don’t know if it’s representing Spain. We all know you like Japan. I noticed the little video you probably did of your (samurai) helmet livery; would it not be a samurai alpaca?
AP: I may do one thing like that. That might be actually cool.
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STEFAN WILSON: I’m going to say I’d be using a jaguar and possibly it’s bought like a drape of a British flag on it you recognize, it’s like bought a cape of a British flag. That’s my reply. That’s and that’s most likely not going to beat Jack [Harvey’s].
MP: So would you dye the jag’s coat purple? Paying tribute to the Silk Lower Jaguar Le Mans-winning sports activities automobile program? I believe you would possibly out-Harvey the outdated ‘bean flicker.’
SW: I don’t even know why he’s bought a lion anyway, what’s that? I suppose three lions on a shirt. You already know, he’s a giant soccer fan. However, you recognize, Jaguar is a traditional British automobile. So it’s bought to be a jaguar, you recognize?
MP: And no bean involvement in your plan.
SW: Yeah, that’s a weird one.
MP: I’m not British, but when I’m the neutral American decide, I believe you simply kicked Jack’s ass with that.
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COLTON HERTA: I’d fly in on a pterodactyl, for certain. I’d be on high of the pagoda. And I’d be on the pterodactyl’s perch, and we’d swoop down proper onto the stage. And I’ll swoop down on the pterodactyl and it received’t even cease flying. I’ll simply bounce off that after which it’ll go straight up and simply perch itself proper in entrance of the start-finish line. So straight from the pagoda, swoop down, bounce off, land on my spot, after which the pterodactyl simply takes off.
MP: Do you prepare your pterodactyl to seize Dixie and VeeKay? I imply, the entrance row’s all yours?
CH: Yeah, I’m certain the factor’s bought talons. I may most likely mess up some folks however no, I believe it’s extra only for industrial use.
MP: Colton Herta’s Jurassic Park, coming to Valencia, California.
PIETRO FITTIPALDI: A black panther. I believe they’re within the Amazon. Might you think about that? Like, it’s not as massive as a bison, however it’s tremendous smooth and quick.
MP: Would you gown it up in any approach?
PF: No, I’d simply go away it in its pure colours. After which I’d be like, with my swimsuit down with out like a shirt and I’d put this tribal tattoo on my physique.
MP: Everlasting, or similar to henna for the day?
PF: Positively everlasting. If I’m using a panther, I’m positively tattooing myself and I’m gonna stick with that panther. I believe there’s a which means to the tattoo.
MP: You’re the primary driver so as to add the tattoo. I knew, Pietro, you had been gonna ship for us.
PF: What would you go together with? Let’s say you’re racing, Marshall, otherwise you’re engineering. No matter your alternative is. What can be the animal?
MP: I imply, I don’t know if I may journey something as a result of I’d kill it as a result of I’m so fats. I’d flatten these animals.
PF: You need an aggressive creature, or like a fairly calm one? Would you like one thing intimidating?
MP: Since we’re going fantasy. King Kong? King Kong. Sure. Consider that. Proper? As a result of he appears cool. I’ve watched the final couple motion pictures. And once more, I do know he’s not actual, however as I realized within the final film, he is aware of signal language. Yeah, so we may discuss; we’d most likely be speaking smack about lots of people. However think about that.
PF: You’d be like nearly like his little child. You’d be taken care of. You’d be sitting on his shoulder.
MP: Completely, and the man can be leaning up in opposition to the pagoda simply to sit back.
PF: You’d be a race engineer along with your headset sitting on King Kong. See?
MP: And I’d be the spotter, too, as a result of I’d have the perfect view.
PF: I didn’t even consider that. I most likely would have gone for King Kong, too.
MP: You can go for Godzilla. Yeah. Wow. We’ve solved a lot of the world’s issues, my buddy.
JOSEF NEWGARDEN: For me, I’d need one thing with excessive efficiency. You already know, one thing that’s gonna lead the pack. So I’d select a saber-toothed tiger. That’s what I’d do.
MP: So that you’d convey an extinct animal to life. And that might be your alternative.
JN: Yeah. I imply, I’ve not been introduced with any guidelines.
MP: That’s fairly superior. Now, would you journey the saber-toothed tiger? And would there be any issues? You would possibly really be eaten earlier than the race.
JN: Properly, you bought to befriend the saber-tooth, you recognize. I believe they’re very aware about their enamel. They’re tremendous cool, so simply attempting to bolster that friendship.
MP: So would you turn into associates by like brushing its enamel? Would that be the bonding factor?
JN: Yeah, you recognize, simply getting him over that nervousness; they’re awkward with their tremendous superior, deadly enamel? And also you’re like, ‘No, you’re actually superior. And other people worry you and like, I wish to be associates.’ And so you then turn into associates. And he allows you to journey him, or her, or no matter. Perhaps it’s a feminine saber-toothed tiger, see? And yeah, you get to enter the race and mainly scare all people.
MP: How do you assume your teammates would react? And what animals do you assume your teammates would select? Since you and I do know, between Energy and Pagenaud, particularly, we’re going to have some severe issues.
JF: I really feel like really feel like Will can be introduced into the monitor in a kangaroo pouch. That’s what you want. After which I simply envision Simon on one thing. I wish to provide you with simply an absurd animal for Simon. Like he is available in like on one thing that doesn’t even make sense. Prefer it’s a walrus or one thing. I don’t even know what Scott can be on. Scott can be on one thing cool. He can be on a horse. Simply one thing that is sensible. I must put some thought into that. I’m positively assured on Will’s reply, although. I believe he must be introduced in inside a pleasant little kangaroo pouch.
MP: I believe you’ve nailed that one.
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JR HILDEBRAND: The plain reply is simply go together with a **********ing eagle.
MP: Do you name it to fly down from atop the pit suites in Flip 4?
JH: Yeah precisely, it flies down from behind you. How sick would that be in case you get it to return down from up there, it lands, and no flinch when it lands in your arm, like out of nowhere. That might positively be superb. In any other case, I’d go for no matter was on high of the meals chain. I need the animal that’s simply going to go ham on all people else’s ****, so no matter kills a bison. Do I’m going with a lion?
MP: Numerous lions being chosen. I’m slightly disenchanted in you. There’s a sure animal on our California state flag.
JH: **** yeah. I’d completely go together with a grizzly bear. Simply ******* go full blast in case you’re going with a bear.
MP: You’ve bought to assume a grizzly’s gonna jack up nearly every little thing.
JH: Yeah, I’m with you on that. I believe nothing messes with a grizzly bear.
MP: Are you going with each? Nobody’s gone with two animals. Are you going with…
JH: The eagle and the grizzly. Yep.
MP: Holy ****.
JH: I’d love anyone to problem that combo.
MP: So in case your eagle is out the tip of the suites by Flip 4, each time you are available in for a pit cease, does it fly down and land on a perch to face there over you and your automobile? Like, AJ has a whistle he makes use of to name the eagle and fly over you on the best way into the pit field? And do you additionally prepare it to assault crew members on the groups round you?
JH: I really feel like that’s confidential. There’s coaching happening proper now. I’m not giving freely all my secrets and techniques Marshall.
MP: My solely worry is if in case you have a foul race, like, is AJ gonna invite you over for dinner, get like a pleasant bottle of Foyt Vinyard wine, after which, 5 bites in, inform you, ‘By the best way, son, you’re consuming bear steak.’ You already know what I imply? That’s the one factor that I’m slightly apprehensive about.
JH: I’m not apprehensive about that.
MP: Bear and an eagle. I imply, you’ve simply worn out Daly with no matter he thought was going to be probably the most American factor ever with a bison. He’s achieved. He’s tapping out. Boy, effectively, that’s much better than I may have ever hoped for.
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