You can noodle on your doodles
Celebrities are known for their sexy sex:
Katy Perry’s gills are alive with the mound of messages. A strawberry’s on an ankle, Jesus on a wrist, a bicep in Sanskrit reads “Go With the Flow.” So many tattoos that she’s insulated against everything but failure.
Scarlett Johansson According to reports, she has nine. She is best known for her beautiful back. . . Angelina Jolie’s “Billy Bob” arm got undid when she undid husband Billy Bob Thornton. Only lawyers can tell you what she did. Brad.
IMDb.com reports Peanuts cartoon character “Woodstock” is on Whoopi’s chest. Left side. We don’t know what happens to her right side. I know it’s not politics.
Bill Murray? A duck on his left shoulder — how this helps him, who knows . . . One John Mellencamp Woody Woodpecker arm features . . Mark Wahlberg’s body — a rosary . . . VanishingTattoo.com – Jon Bon Jovi A flashes of light from some longhorn skull. It’s not clear where. . . Juliette Lewis? Bunny is inside Bunny’s left wrist. Who knows why.
Lady painted with a smooch
Pink? An Oriental dragon somewhere, bar code below her hairline, frog on her left foot, her father’s and brother’s Army dog tags on her right foot. She’s protected from everything except a naked photo.
Rihanna? Stars down her back — fish and birds on the legs . . . Kaia Gerber? About 10. Inside her left wrist it’s black flowers . . . Kylie Jenner? A butterfly. . . Kendall Jenner? Inside her lip.
Dan Aykroyd inked Bible mishmash . . . Adam Levine’s chestful includes the word “California.” If he relocates to Okavango Delta in Botswana he’s got a problem. People magazine stated that he is carrying more than 30.
The “know-it alls” who claim to know everything Ariana Grande’s full of it — or them . . . Emma Watson’s right arm has “Times Up” . . . Hilary Duff? A quote by Bette Davis from an old time. We don’t know which quote and what arm. This is what I’m lucky to know.
They must think that tats are entertainment.
You can think ink
Lily Collins? A naked woman on a — surprise surprise — lily pad . . . Selena Gomez a “g” on her neck for sister Gracie . . . Megan Fox Shakespeare’s back is hers . . Jessica Alba “lotus” written in Sanskrit . . . David Beckham Chinese symbols. Maybe it’s his delivery order from Uber Eats.
Lea Michele A coffee cup can be carried on one finger. A small cup with not enough space for a coffee mug . . Justin Bieber’s tatted all over . . . Somewhere Kelly Osbourne sports “Solidarity” . . . Symbol for unity Gaga shoulder is for sexual assault survivors . . . Drew Barrymore’s daughters’ names are on her arm . . . Miley Cyrus’ arm advertises whatever’s “Vegemite.”
Wiz Khalifa? All Over the World . . Johnny Depp’s maybe next: “Better to have loved and lost” . . . Also Billie Eilish favorite says “Eilish.” Hey, songs may come and awards may go but an inked are goes on forever.